OT - (joke) Jim & Edna...

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by Starcat, Nov 16, 2005.

  1. Starcat

    Starcat New Member

    Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

    When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news....

    "The good news is you're being discharged. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness."

    "The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself right after you saved him with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

    Edna replied...

    "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

  2. dononagin

    dononagin New Member

    too funny!!
  3. MamaR

    MamaR New Member

    I just was about to post this and had second thoughts. I went back to view posts and there it was!! Isn't that weird...how we were on the same mind track?

    When I read this just thought it would bring a smile. Thanks for shaing.

  4. Starcat

    Starcat New Member

    ..that IS really strange Mari! What made you not post it? I had the same idea..hoping it would bring a smile.

    glad you got a chuckle too dononagin :)
  5. MamaR

    MamaR New Member

    Well, I am still unsure on what I can add....you know topics off subject FM/CFS. I just am just being careful.


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