OT-JOKE-not Halloween but IS about a witch...

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Oct 31, 2006.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    OK I hope this is not too risque, if so I'm sorry, please let me know... but a wide group of friends of all leanings has thought it funny...

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    Two old men decide they are close to their last days
    and decide to have a last night on the town. After a
    few drinks, they end up at the local house of ill repute.

    The madam takes one look at the two old guys and
    whispers to her manager, "go up to the first two
    bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These
    two are so old and drunk, they won't know the difference."

    The manager does as he is told and the two old men go
    upstairs and take care of business. As they are walking
    home the first man says,

    "You know, I think my girl was dead!"

    "Dead?" says his friend, "why would you say that?"

    "Well, she never moved or made a sound the whole
    time, even tho I tried to talk to her..."

    His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."

    "A witch, why would you say THAT?"

    "Well, I was kissing her on the neck and I gave her
    a little bite, but she farted and flew out the window!"

    Happy Halloween!




    [This Message was Edited on 10/31/2006]
    [This Message was Edited on 10/31/2006]
  2. ckball

    ckball New Member

    Happy Holloween!
  3. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    I really must say that I am shocked that you would post such a vulgar joke!






    (I'm sending it to my sister. Got any more?)
  4. victoria

    victoria New Member

    LOL I probably do... but can't fix them up enough... shhhh don't tell anybody!
    Victoria

  5. Cinlou

    Cinlou New Member

    Ha ha ahaahahahahahahahah! Good one!

  6. nerdieduckie

    nerdieduckie New Member

    Thanks, that brightened my evening a little :)
  7. Susi-di

    Susi-di New Member

    Victoria, very cute... love jokes. (I also am a door woman for my three dogs. :eek:) Susi-di