I thought this was pretty funny hope you like it too. Two doctor's and a HMO manager die and line up together at the pearly gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter "As a Pediatric surgeon I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says "As a phychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him go ahead The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care." St. Peter replies " You may enter.But," he adds," You can only stay for 3 days. After that, you can go to Hell."