OT JOKE "The funeral procession"

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by sues1, Mar 20, 2006.

  1. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when
    she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
    cemetery.
    A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about
    50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
    woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance
    back, were about 200 women anxiously walking single file.
    The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached the woman
    walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now
    is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like
    this. Whose funeral is it?"

    "My husband's."

    What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

    She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

    The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
    husband when the dog turned on her."

    A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the
    two
    women.

    "Can I borrow the dog?" the woman with the coffee asked.
    "Get in line." There is about 200 women ahead of you.


  2. foggygirl

    foggygirl New Member

    I really appreciate these jokes 1st thing in the morning.

    About 20 years ago before my divorce, I may have been in that line of women. Just joking.

    Foggygirl