OT ~ JOKE..... Vatican Fried Chicken!!! LOL

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by EgyptStarr, Dec 31, 2005.

  1. EgyptStarr

    EgyptStarr New Member

    I thought this one was pretty funny..... lol!

    Vatican Fried Chicken

    During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "Give us this day our daily bread" to "Give us this day our daily chicken," and Kentucky Fried Chicken will donate $10,000,000 to Catholic charities. The Pope declined.

    Two weeks later, the man approached the Pope again - this time with a $50,000,000 offer. Again, the Pope declined. A month later, the man upped the price to $100,000,000, and this time the Pope accepted.

    At a meeting of the Cardinals, the Pope announced his decision in the good news/bad news format. "The good news is: We have $100,000,000 for charities. The bad news: We lost the Wonder Bread account."


  2. EgyptStarr

    EgyptStarr New Member

  3. JLH

    JLH New Member

    That was really cute!! Thanks for sharing with us.

    I had to copy and pass on!
  4. Shannonsparkles

    Shannonsparkles New Member

    Thanks a bunch! :) I heard a cute joke about the Lord's Prayer, supposedly true.

    Sunday school teacher was going over the Lord's Prayer with kids, and was teaching them about 'give us our bread for this day'
    Sunday school teacher: "Why do we ask for our bread for today? Why not ask for bread for the whole week?"
    Boy thinks and replies: "So we can have it fresh every day!"

    Made me smile. :)