No one believes seniors . . . cuz everyone thinks they are likely to be senile. . . An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school one day. It was not locked, so they entered and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love Sally." On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money-- $50,000. Andy said, "We've got to give it back." Sally said, "Nope! Finders keepers!" She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic. The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. "Pardon us for bothering you, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?" Sally said, "No." Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic." Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile." The agents turned to Andy to question him. One said "Tell us the story from the beginning." Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday.... " The first FBI guy turns to his partner, rolls his eyes, and says, "Okay, we're outta here. . ."