OT -Just a little late nite humor

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by ckball, Aug 16, 2006.

  1. ckball

    ckball New Member



    WOMEN'S REVENGE

    "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

    As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
    "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
    "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

    and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."





    UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

    (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

    I know I'm not going to understand women.

    I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,

    pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,

    and still be afraid of a spider.



    W O R D S

    A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...

    30,000 to a man's 15,000.

    The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

    The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"


    Carla
    [This Message was Edited on 08/17/2006]
  2. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Whadda say, Carla?
  3. ckball

    ckball New Member

    But now I forgot what it was ,hehe
  4. ckball

    ckball New Member

    come on I thought the Woman's revenge was hiliarious. Is it just me and the Rock here :) Carla
  5. jake123

    jake123 New Member

    When I came home today my husband began to tell me something about our son in law that he heard from his mom...except I had already told him yesterday evening...and I pointed that out to him. I also knew when I told him that he wasn't listening.
  6. spacee

    spacee Member

    I have kids/dils/friend coming for weekend so I am just popping in now and then.

    They should make purses with secret places for the remotes. LOL.

    Spacee