OT KIDS are funny

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by sues1, Aug 25, 2006.

  1. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    Kids Are Quick
    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

    CLASS: Maria.
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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
    floor?

    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

    TEACHER: No, that's wrong

    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?

    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
    didn't have ten years ago.

    WINNIE: Me!

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    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

    MILLIE: I is...

    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

    MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
    alphabet."
  2. hugs4evry1

    hugs4evry1 New Member

    Thanks Sue,

    Nancy B.

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