Even tho I titled this "OT", I think it is important because humor takes our mind off our troubles. Just got back from seeing the dentist and my mouth hurts, but I forgot about it while I was jotting down the following verse. Also most of the socalizing I do nowdays is on the computer. I'd be really lonely w/o e-mails and this message board. Anyway, this is a place for light verse, jokes, riddles, what have you. The Penguine The penguin is so popular, It really is a funny thing. People stand and point and smile. Even tho it doesn't sing. Spelling, etc. doesn't matter. An extra "e" or a missing "i" is of no signficance. NB: for those who want to read the masters of light verse, check out Ogden Nash, Georgie Starbuck Galbraith, Dorothy Parker, Richard Amrour, etc. And here's a bit of humor culled from a report back in the days when I was training new attorneys: She testified that she saw the doctor for headaches and minstrel cramps.