OT/Lighten up

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by jbennett2, Apr 27, 2006.

  1. jbennett2

    jbennett2 New Member

    FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY

    1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET.

    2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT.

    3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.

    4. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.

    5. 42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.

    6. 99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME.

    7. I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.

    8. HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.

    9. REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.

    10. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST.

    11. DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.

    12. THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE.

    13. I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.

    14. SUPPORT BACTERIA. THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.

    15. MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR WEEK.

    16. A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.

    17. CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES.

    18. GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR SPOUSE. IT'LL BE A GREAT TRADE!

    19. PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW.

    20. ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST AND BE PROUD OF IT!!

    21. IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.

    22. HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS? RAISE MY HAND.

    23. WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?

    24. HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLE INK?
    25. IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED SOMETHING.

    26. WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.

    27. HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.

    28. EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. SOME JUST DO NOT HAVE FILM.

    29. HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?

    30. EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.

    31. LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.


    Laughter really IS the best medicine!

  2. julieisfree05

    julieisfree05 New Member

    I saw a great bumper sticker last weekend:

    If you are not completely appalled
    then you just aren't paying attention!

    LOL!

    julie (is free!)

    Laughter IS the best medicine!
  3. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Sounds like the kind of stuff George Carlin says.


    How 'bout: When my ship comes in, I'll probably be at the airport.