Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Jun 19, 2006.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Here we are in 2006, and already everbody's discussing who'll be the possible future President of the United States for 2008.

    Well, I have my own candidate and I'm sure that once you know who I'm voting for, you will also agree.

    For those of you who are tired of the same old clones of politicians and would like another viable choice for President, I have the best solution:

    Since it is probably time we have a woman as President ...

    My choice, and I hope yours as well,
    are 2 very special LADIES who have ALL the answers to our problems.

    Now, before you disagree, consider the Presidential candidate's platform (I'm hoping Mable will weigh in later with hers):

    on "Driver Safety"
    "Don't use the cell phone in the car. Keep your hands free for making gestures."

    on "Housework"
    "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."

    on "Lawn Care"
    "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower... I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

    on "The Perfect Man"
    "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

    on "Technology Revolution"
    "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

    on "Aging"
    "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."

    I'm telling ya ... they are the perfect candidates!



    Hope I've convinced you to support them in '08!!

    MAXINE & MABLE have MY vote !


    [This Message was Edited on 06/20/2006]
  2. findmind

    findmind New Member

    I agree, I agree!!!!

    Perfect candidate!!

    She would kick the so-called health care system in the butt, wouldn't she?

    I love getting her in my emails, wish I got more.

    Is there a website of just her?

    Thanks for the great post...
  3. victoria

    victoria New Member

    but she sounds like she might be too busy having fun?

    Whereas Maxine seems to have a lot of time on her hands, LOL.

    Dncnfngrs - there is an official Maxine site if you google her - there are also her books in the bookstores.


  4. victoria

    victoria New Member

    dncnfngrs, you may be swaying the vote a bit...

    how about you as Secretary of the Interior, LOLOL

  5. jake123

    jake123 New Member

    Okay, someone should make a Maxine for President bumper sticker. If Kinky Friedman can run for Governor, Maxine should be able to run for President.
  6. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    The 2 who says how it is with conviction and campassion.......Mable and Maxine! Two great gals!

    Love it...maybe M&M candy Corp. would contribute...some new flavors? What flavor would they be?

    HUGS...........M&M supporter!..........Susan
  7. victoria

    victoria New Member

    could be HOT PINK maybe?

    (Or would that turn the guys off. as 'too feminine'..?)


  8. victoria

    victoria New Member

    hehe, I changed the title...


  9. sisland

    sisland New Member

    thankyou for making my day!! fun read!! I love the one maxine where she says "The best bra is her sweatshirt!"

    Making her Pres and Mable Vp is a great idea!! can we vote now??..........................lollol....sisland
  10. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    Maxine: Castor oil or sour apples? (love her come backs)

    Mable: Passion fruit? (Mable I also mean passion for life)!

    We need a new party. Independant already taken. What would the new party's name be?

    Any other suggestions?

    Love, Susan
    [This Message was Edited on 06/20/2006]
  11. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    R U Gonna run girl....or at least hobble like the rest of us.....? LOL....

    Do you accept the ticket? Hugs........Susan
  12. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    We have a whole format to plan out here and other offices to fill.......slogans/promises....
  13. victoria

    victoria New Member

    because I'm of no use today LOL, I am brain-dead....

    hoping someone comes along to rescue this campaign!

    Hmmm --maybe that is why it is so hard to get publicity for our DDs, we're too fatigued and brain fogged to be able to keep it up?


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