OT MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE (funny)

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by Jeanne-in-Canada, Jun 7, 2006.

  1. Jeanne-in-Canada

    Jeanne-in-Canada New Member

    > >> > > Men Are Just Happier People--
    > >> > >
    > >> > > What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name
    > > stays
    > >> > >put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    > >> > >Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never
    > >> > >be
    > >> > >pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear
    > >> > >NO
    > >> > >shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world
    is
    > >> your
    > >> > >urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom
    > >> > >because
    > >> > >this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which
    > > way
    > >> to
    > >> > >turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
    > >> Wedding
    > >> > >dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when
    > >> you're
    > >> > >talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
    > >> > >expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One
    mood
    > > all
    > >> > >the time.
    > >> > >
    > >> > > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff
    > >> about
    > >> > >tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open
    > >> > >all
    > >> > >your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
    > >> > >thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can
    still
    > > be
    > >> > >your friend.
    > >> > >
    > >> > > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes
    > >> > > are
    > >> > >more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public.
    You
    > > are
    > >> > >unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face
    stays
    > > its
    > >> > >original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You
    > >> only
    > >> > >have to shave your face and neck.
    > >> > >
    > >> > > You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides
    > > your
    > >> > >big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all
    > > seasons.
    > >> > >You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your
    > > nails
    > >> > >with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
    > >> > >mustache..
    > >> > >
    > >> > > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24
    in
    > > 25
    > >> > >minutes.
    > >> > >
    > >> > > No wonder men are happier.
    > >> > >
    > >> > > Send this to the women who can handle it
    > >> > >
    > >> > > and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
    > >> > >
  2. victoria

    victoria New Member

    growing whiskers when you're older will make you look 'distinguished' or 'jolly', depending on your build!!!!


    LOLOL!
    Victoria

  3. dan0248

    dan0248 New Member

    I just never looked at it this way and how nice it is to be a Man. What does the OT stand for
  4. victoria

    victoria New Member

    'off-topic' --- not having to do with CFIDS/FM...

  5. JLH

    JLH New Member

    I LOVED THIS!!!

    Oh yes, how nice it would be to be a man. A man never has to come home after working 10 hours and cook, feed babies, and do dishes, do laundry, housework, change diapers and re-pack diaper bags to take back to daycare the next morning, help with homework, give kids a bath, etc. Not to mention, return phone calls of those who left messages on your answering machine, open the mail and find time to write the checks to pay the bills that came in, make notes on what you have to find out to make calls the next day to straighten out problems, etc.

    Wouldn't you love to have a wife to do all of this? And ... she would also, in her spare time, get the grocery shopping done, make the trip to Wal-Mart for all the non-grocery items, stop by the post office to buy stamps and mail packages, take her car in for an oil change and other repairs, run out and buy all the gifts for birthday parties, anniversaries, Christmas, etc. Don't forget .. she would also host all of the holiday dinners for your family and hers.
  6. Jeanne-in-Canada

    Jeanne-in-Canada New Member

    I'm disabled, you could't even pay me to do all that for someone. Well, you could, but I'd take the money and go lay down w/ it, heh.

    that doesn't go on around here. Ron actually has to do most of the errands. One perk to being stuck out in the country w/out a vehicle, is he has the vehicle, and has to do the errands.


    Jeanne
  7. Scapper

    Scapper New Member

  8. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    But serially, Kids, aside from some biological imperatives, women could make changes if they really wanted to.

    E.G., there's no reason why you HAVE to precede a weding w/ 6 months of hysteria and financial output.

    You are not actually FORCED to buy 40 pairs of shoes that maim your feet

    You don't really NEED to spend all that time and money on your apearance when your man won't notice or care and would actually be happier if you were ready on time.

    Right?
    [This Message was Edited on 06/09/2006]