OT........need a LAUGH?.......WITTY KIDDIES

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Aug 4, 2006.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Need a good laugh? A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

    It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders (6-year-olds!) --
    because the last one is classic!

    1. Don't change horses..................until they stop running.

    2. Strike while the.........................bug is close.

    3. It's always darkest before.........Daylight Saving Time.

    4. Never underestimate the power of ........ termites.

    5. You can lead a horse to water but ........ how?

    6. Don't bite the hand that .......... looks dirty.

    7. No news is ............................. impossible.

    8. A miss is as good as a .............................. Mr.

    9. You can't teach an old dog new .............. math.

    10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ......... stink in the morning.

    11. Love all, trust ..................................... me.

    12. The pen is mightier than the .................. pigs.

    13. An idle mind is .................... the best way to relax.

    14. Where there's smoke there's ............. pollution.

    15. Happy the bride who ..................... gets all the presents.

    16. A penny saved is .................... not much.

    17. Two's company, three's ............. the Musketeers.

    18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... you put on to go to

    bed.

    19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry....... and you have to blow your nose.

    20. There are none so blind as .......... Stevie Wonder.

    21. Children should be seen and not ...... spanked or grounded.

    22. If at first you don't succeed ................ get new batteries.

    23. You get out of something only what you ........ see in the picture on the box.

    24. When the blind lead the blind ............... get out of the way.


    And NOW the WINNER and last one!

    25. Better late than .....................pregnant.


    :)
    Victoria
    [This Message was Edited on 08/04/2006]
  2. ckball

    ckball New Member

    Kids you just never know what goes thru those little head. Good one Victoria.

    Carla
  3. pepper

    pepper New Member

    Thanks for the day-brightener.

    Pepper
  4. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    But I suspect an adult wrote them.
  5. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Thanks for the giggle!! and thanks for all the other funnies that you have posted and i forgot to thankyou for!!..........................Hugs...............sisland p.s. #10 was my favorite!!
  6. mollystwin

    mollystwin New Member

    I'm going out to get some new batteries!
  7. victoria

    victoria New Member

    glad you all liked them...

    Rockgor, I don't know, but I do know my own kids said some pretty strange and funny things at times! If only I'd written them down...

    best,
    Victoria