OT - philosophy for us - why we don't do cleaning etc - FUNNY

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Jan 31, 2006.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    A friend sent me this, this is a great reminder we all need, to let nature take its course, LOL..........

    MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!

    I DON'T DO WINDOWS because . . .

    I love birds

    and don't want one to run into a clean window

    and get hurt.

    I DON'T WAX FLOORS because . . .

    I am terrified a guest

    will slip and get hurt

    then I'll feel terrible

    ( plus they may sue me.)


    I DON'T MIND THE DUST BUNNIES because . . .

    They are very good company,

    I have named most of them,

    and they agree with EVERYthing I say!



    I DON'T DISTURB COBWEBS because . . .

    I want every creature

    to have a home of their own.



    I DON'T SPRING CLEAN because . . .

    I love all the seasons

    and don't want the others

    to get jealous.



    I DON'T PULL WEEDS IN THE GARDENT because . . .

    I don't want to get

    in God's way,

    HE is an excellent designer!



    I DON'T PUT THINGS AWAY because . . .

    My husband

    will never be able

    to find them again.



    I DON'T DO GOURMET MEALS WHEN I ENTERTAIN because . . .

    I don't want my guests

    to stress out over what

    to make when

    they invite me

    over for dinner.


    I DON'T IRON because . . .

    I choose to believe them

    when they say "Permanent Press".




    I DON'T STRESS OUT MUCH ON ANYTHING because . . .

    "A Type" personalities

    die young

    and I want to stick around

    and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!


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    Sounds good, doncha think????

    LOL,
    Victoria
    [This Message was Edited on 01/31/2006]
  2. lolee

    lolee New Member

    an ex-boyfriend of mine was just a tad OCD, and in all seriousness he would get very upset if I dusted. It was his "burgler alarm", if you never dust you can tell if someone has taken something, or moved something!!! LOL!

    WORKS FOR ME, now . . . .

    Lolee
  3. slowdreamer

    slowdreamer New Member

    Thanks Victoria.You are such a contributor..I will happily use some of these especially the dirty window one.
  4. windblade

    windblade Active Member

    Thanks for the laugh and the lightheartedness!

    I'm going to print this out for when I feel frustrated. I love it


    Blessings.
  5. JLH

    JLH New Member

    I totally agree with this!
  6. Dee50

    Dee50 New Member

    Thanks Victoria,I got a good laugh out of each of these!