OT plotting uhhh, I mean, PLANNING for the future: LOLOL

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Sep 22, 2006.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    LOL, plotting -- uhhh, I mean, PLANNING for the future:

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    When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
    And bring so much happiness...just as they did.
    I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.
    Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!
    (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

    I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,
    And I'll bounce on the furniture...wearing my shoes.
    I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
    I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!
    (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

    When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
    I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
    Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
    (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

    When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
    I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat,
    I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
    And when they get angry...I'll run...if I'm able!
    (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

    I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click,
    I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.
    I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
    And play in the mud 'til the end of the day!
    (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

    And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
    I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
    My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
    And say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!"
    God Bless All Moms and Grandmas Everywhere!
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    I don't know who wrote it, but thought it was cute!
    Hope ya got a laugh out of it!

    all the best,
    Victoria



    [This Message was Edited on 09/22/2006]
  2. hugs4evry1

    hugs4evry1 New Member

    That was lovely but....

    I have to be really careful, my son has been threatening me with orange jello for years. (I love red, hate orange)

    So he's already plotting for my old age!

    Hugs,

    Nancy B
  3. alaska3355

    alaska3355 New Member

    We really do get to have a second childhood! Cute poem- thanks for sharing! Terri
  4. Redwillow

    Redwillow New Member

    Ha Ha, a second childhood and revenge as well! This is really cute, thanks Victoria.

    hugs Marion
  5. Marta608

    Marta608 Member

    LOVE THIS!!!!

    And guess who I sent it to? ;>)

    Marta
  6. sisland

    sisland New Member