OT Prayer for a woman

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by phoebe1, Sep 26, 2005.

  1. phoebe1

    phoebe1 New Member

    Now I lay me

    Down to sleep.

    I pray the Lord

    My shape to keep.

    Please no wrinkles

    Please no bags

    And lift my butt

    Before it sags.

    Please no age spots

    Please no grey

    And as for my belly,

    Please take it away.

    Please keep me healthy

    Please keep me young,

    And thank you Dear Lord

    For all that you've done.

    Five tips for a woman...

    1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
    2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
    3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
    4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
    5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.


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