Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by rockgor, Jul 7, 2006.

  1. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    may amuse you....or annoy you....or at least take your mind off the DD for a moment.

    Went through a box of papers and found some quotes from a book titled "The Light at the End of the Tunnel is an Oncoming Train".

    "Thank you, but I have other plans."
    Paul Fussell's response to "Have a
    nice day."

    When suffering knocks at your door and you say there is no seat for him, he tells you not to worry because he has brought his own stool.

    Chinua Achebe, Nigerian novelist

    The cynics are right nine times our of ten.
    H. L. Mencken

    There. Didn't that cheer you up?!

  2. kjfms

    kjfms Member

    Provocative...one of my favorite words...LOL

    I loved all of those laughed out loud.

    One that my LIL (live in love) says all of the time:

    He says "The leaves are turning on the wrong side you know what that means?" I say "It's going to rain."

    He says "No, the wind is blowing".

    Cracks me up every time...but then I am a little strange and easily entertained.

    Sorry that probably doesn't count as provocative but the wind is blowing here...LOL so I thought of it.


    Karen :)

  3. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Here's my contributions..

    "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." -Jack E. Leonard

    (there now, doesn't that give you hope for the future? lolol)


    "I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." -Stephen Bishop


    AND first prize to anyone who actually says the following in first person to an incompetent doctor:

    "(You have) delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr


    Thanks for the laughs, everybody!

    [This Message was Edited on 07/07/2006]

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