Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by fairydust39, Sep 27, 2005.

  1. fairydust39

    fairydust39 New Member


    Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened.

    -Cora Harvey Armstrong-

    Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

    The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

    -Helen Hayes (at 73)-

    I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

    -Janette Barber-

    Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

    -Lily Tomlin-

    A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

    -Carrie Snow-

    Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

    -Laurie Kuslansky-

    My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

    -Erma Bombeck-

    Old age ain't no place for sissies.

    -Bette Davis-

    A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

    -Rhonda Hansome-

    The phrase "working mother" is redundant

    -Jane Sellman-

    Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.

    -Jennifer Unlimited-

    Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

    -Charlotte Whitton-

    Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

    -Caryn Leschen-

    I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.

    -Jennifer Unlimited-

    If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.


    When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!

    -Kathy Buckley-

    I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.

    -Dolly Parton-

    If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

    -Sue Grafton-

    I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

    -Roseanne Barr-

    When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country..

    -Elayne Boosler-

    Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

    -Maryon Pearson-

    In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

    -Margaret Thatcher-

    I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

    -Gloria Steinem-

    I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

    -Zsa Zsa Gabor-

    Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

    -Eleanor Roosevelt-
  2. bozey

    bozey New Member

    I liked these.
  3. Bruin63

    Bruin63 Member

    for the Chuckles, I am still cracking up, about the 'House" one, lol.

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