OT QUOTES

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by fairydust39, Sep 27, 2005.

  1. fairydust39

    fairydust39 New Member



    GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES

    Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened.



    -Cora Harvey Armstrong-



    Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.



    The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.



    -Helen Hayes (at 73)-



    I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.



    -Janette Barber-



    Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.



    -Lily Tomlin-



    A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.



    -Carrie Snow-



    Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.



    -Laurie Kuslansky-



    My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.



    -Erma Bombeck-



    Old age ain't no place for sissies.



    -Bette Davis-



    A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.



    -Rhonda Hansome-



    The phrase "working mother" is redundant



    -Jane Sellman-



    Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.



    -Jennifer Unlimited-



    Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.



    -Charlotte Whitton-



    Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.



    -Caryn Leschen-



    I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.



    -Jennifer Unlimited-



    If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.



    -Catherine-



    When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!



    -Kathy Buckley-



    I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.



    -Dolly Parton-



    If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.



    -Sue Grafton-



    I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.



    -Roseanne Barr-



    When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country..



    -Elayne Boosler-



    Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.



    -Maryon Pearson-



    In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.



    -Margaret Thatcher-



    I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.



    -Gloria Steinem-



    I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.



    -Zsa Zsa Gabor-



    Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.



    -Eleanor Roosevelt-
  2. bozey

    bozey New Member

    I liked these.
  3. Bruin63

    Bruin63 Member

    for the Chuckles, I am still cracking up, about the 'House" one, lol.
    ;o)
    sharonk