OT - realistic THOUGHTS about LIFE .....

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Jan 28, 2006.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    If you're TOO open minded, your brains will fall out.

    Age is a too high a price to pay for maturity.

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

    If you must choose between two evils,
    pick the one you've never tried before.

    My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

    Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

    Going to church doesn't make you a Christian
    any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

    It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

    For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

    If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

    Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

    A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

    Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

    Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

    A balanced diet is a cookie &/or chocolate in each hand.

    Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

    Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

    Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

    There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

    By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

    Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

    Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
    for they shall never cease to be amused.

    Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you
    to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

    You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever!!

  2. victoria

    victoria New Member

    --Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

    --My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

    --I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

    --I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

    --The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

    --If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

    And last but not least:

    --I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.


    (You COULD run this over to your friends, but why not just e-mail it to them!)

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