OT Senior Personal Ads

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by elliespad, Nov 12, 2006.

  1. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    Most of these could also apply to, CFIDS/Fibro Personal Ads

    Senior Personal Ads

    Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers: (Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)

    FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (Used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
    Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

    LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

    SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

    WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

    BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

    MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

    MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
  2. nerdieduckie

    nerdieduckie New Member

    Those were cute. I especially loved the last one.
  3. fibrohugslife

    fibrohugslife New Member

    These are waaay too funny LOL TFS
  4. Marta608

    Marta608 Member

    Thank goodness we can laugh!

    Marta
  5. mezombie

    mezombie Member

    Thanks for passing these on, Elliespad!
  6. cct

    cct Member

    These are great! I just love people who can approach life with a sense of humor.

    I am going to pass these ads on to a couple of my friends.

    Thanks, Elliespad!