OT Stupid but Funny JOKE

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, May 10, 2006.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    just to lighten your day...

    feel free to add any of your own stupid but funny jokes...

    I for one could use more laughter!

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    Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the hood of their car.

    "Quick sister," screams the nun who was driving, "Show him your cross!"

    So the other nun leans out of the window, looks the vampire in the eye, and shouts,

    "Hey! -- You there! -- BUZZ OFF!"
  2. suzette1954

    suzette1954 New Member

    it to get it. I think I get it. Terrible brain fog today. It did make me smile and I needed that.

    Suzette
  3. victoria

    victoria New Member

    me too...

    I was laughing at myself as much as at the joke once I 'got' it...

    V
  4. hugs4evry1

    hugs4evry1 New Member

    Always love your jokes...we need more laughter around here!!

    Nancy B.
  5. puddin827

    puddin827 New Member

    One day there was this blind guy walking down the street by a market, he smelled some oranges so he bought some fruit, then he smelled some pastries so he bought some donuts, then he walked past the fish market and said "Hello ladies "
  6. tlayne

    tlayne Member

    Thanks for the laughs! Hugs, tam
  7. puddin827

    puddin827 New Member

    A woman sends her clothes to a chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains on her panties. The next week she encloses a note to the Chinaman and says "use more soap on panties".This goes on for several weeks,her sending the same note. Finally the fed up Chinaman responded with his own note that said "use more paper on a-- !!
  8. victoria

    victoria New Member

    speaking of stupid but funny, a friend sent me these, how to (ahem) 'politely' talk about people...

    thought a lot of these could apply to many of us, me included!!!!


    So boring, his dreams have Muzak.

    So dim, his psychic carries a flashlight.

    So dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

    So stupid, his dog teaches him tricks.

    So slow, he has to speed up to stop.

    So slow, we drive stakes in the ground to measure his progress.

    So stupid, he tries to drown fish.

    So stupid, mind readers charge her half price. . .


    V







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  9. phoenixrising2

    phoenixrising2 New Member

    when I was a kid and have always thought it was funny. What I heard was: The woman said, "Put more soap on the panties - Annie." The Chinaman sends the note back and says, "Use more soap on the hiney - Chiney."


    Smiles,
    Phoenix
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  10. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    They're all new until you've heard 'em.

    Here's a funny joke, I think. No idea how old it is.

    Two priests went to the beach for a weekend leaving behind all their priestly garb. They wore swimsuits and Hawaiian shirts.

    They were tanning on the sand when a gorgeous gal strolled by and said, "Good morning, Fathers".

    They looked at each other. How did she know?

    It happened the next day. "Wait, wait. We've got to know. How did you know we are priests?"

    She takes off her sunglasses. "It's me, Father. Sister Mary Eileen."
  11. gnanny

    gnanny New Member

    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other"does this taste funny to you?"


    teehee