just to lighten your day... feel free to add any of your own stupid but funny jokes... I for one could use more laughter! **** Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the hood of their car. "Quick sister," screams the nun who was driving, "Show him your cross!" So the other nun leans out of the window, looks the vampire in the eye, and shouts, "Hey! -- You there! -- BUZZ OFF!"