OT-the LAUGH FOR TODAY $MONEY$ -stock tips LOLOLOL

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Mar 31, 2006.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Investment tips for 2006....

    (gee that even rhymes!)

    For all of you with any money left after 2001, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.


    Watch for these consolidations in 2006.


    1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become:

    Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace


    2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:

    Poly Warner Cracker


    3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

    MMMGood


    4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:

    ZipAudiDoDa


    5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:

    FedUP


    6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

    Fairwell Honeychild


    7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

    Poupon Pants


    8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:

    Knott NOW!


    AND FINALLY, your last 'hot stock tip'.................................

    9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:

    Titty Titty Bang Bang



    Hope you're laughing by now!



    [This Message was Edited on 03/31/2006]
  2. fivesue

    fivesue New Member

    I have had a couple good laughs this morning, and this was the frosting on the cake. Thanks for posting it.

    (-:
    Sue
  3. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    Since I am in the stock/fund business I will recommend these to my clients!