Okay, Lenaw70 really started something here. Not sure if you have seen this one (and I think it's safe), but rather cute! ************* The New Birds & the Bees The mystery is gone ... How was I born? The little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I born? Dad responds, ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop up appeared and said: You've got male!