OT This is long, but I guarantee you will laugh

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by Greenbean7, May 11, 2006.

  1. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    Curtain Rods

    She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes,
    crates and suitcases.

    On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her

    On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their
    beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft
    background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of
    caviar, and a bottle of chardonnay.

    When she had finished, she went into each and every room and
    stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the
    hollow of all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the
    kitchen and left.

    When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was
    bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to
    smell. They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing
    the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and
    carpets were steam cleaned, air fresheners were hung
    everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas
    canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days,
    and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool

    Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen
    refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they
    could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

    A month later, even though they had cut their price in half,
    they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got
    out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return
    their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money
    from the bank to purchase a new place.

    The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going.
    He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened
    politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and
    would be willing to reduce her div orce settlement in exchange
    for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea
    how bad the smell was, he agreed on price that was about
    1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were
    to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the
    hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

    A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they
    watched the moving company pack everything to take to their
    new home........including the curtain rods.


  2. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
  3. lolee

    lolee New Member

    precious, simply precious.

    And I shall take this vow: If I am EVER in that same situation I will do the EXACT same thing!

    TOO funny!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Jordane

    Jordane New Member

    One smart woman!! I never would of thought of it.:>)

    Take Care!!

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