OT....time for a little laugher

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by brit_17759, Oct 14, 2005.

  1. brit_17759

    brit_17759 New Member

    Blonde Joke!!

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs.

    On his 1st night,his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his repertoire of dumb-blonde jokes.

    Just then a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and shouts," I,ve heard enough of this.
    What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does my hair colour have to do with my worth as a human being?
    It's men like you who keep women like me from reaching our full potential- and all in the name of humour!!"

    The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise, but the blonde yells," YOU stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little creep sitting on your knee!!!"
  2. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    How to pass an immigration test in the USA...



    Mujibar was trying to get into the US from Canada legally through Immigration.

    The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter US."

    Mujibar said, "I am ready."

    The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

    Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

    The Officer said, "Go ahead."

    Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

    Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you, and works at the AOL help desk.