OT -'Tis the Season to be Kinder/Gentler even when insulting...

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Dec 20, 2005.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

    1. A few clowns short of a circus

    2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal

    3. An experiement in artifical stupidity

    4. A few beers short of a six-pack

    5. Dumber than a box of hair

    6. A few peas short of a casserole

    7. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

    8. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

    9. One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

    10. One taco short of a combo plate

    11. A few feathers short of a whole duck

    12. All foam, no beer

    13. The cheese slid off the cracker

    14. Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel

    15. Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt

    16. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear

    17. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

    18. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

    19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools

    20. As smart as bait

    21. Chimney's clogged

    22. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash

    23. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair

    24. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

    25. Forgot to pay his brain bill

    26. Her sewing machine's out of thread

    27. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

    28. His belt doesn't go through all the loops

    29. If he had another brain it would be lonely

    30. Missing a few buttons on his remote control

    31. No grain in the silo

    32. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse

    33. Receiver is off the hook

    34. Several nuts short of a full pouch

    35. Skylight leaks a little

    36. Slinky's kinked

    37. Surfing in Nebraska

    38. Too much yardage between the goal posts

    hope you're laughing...
  2. slowdreamer

    slowdreamer New Member

    Thanks Victoria.Especially liked
    Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor..I might use that one day to explain my brain fog.

    Here's one from Australia
    He's got Kangaroos loose in the top paddock.
    Paddock = Field or do you say prairie.
  3. jfrustrated

    jfrustrated New Member


    a couple of prawn crackers short of a meal no.4

    a sandwich short of a picnic

    the lights are on, but nobody's home.

    p.s.I like the hamster one.

    Thanks for the laugh
  4. lolee

    lolee New Member

    One more brain cell and he'd be a plant!

    THESE ARE GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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