OT - Today's Funny - CHINESE PROVERBS

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by Rose_Red, Sep 1, 2005.

  1. Rose_Red

    Rose_Red New Member

    CHINESE PROVERBS

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    Man who run in front of car get tired.

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    Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways
    going to Bangkok.

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    Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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    Man who scratch a$$ should not bite fingernails.

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    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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    War does not determine who is right,
    war determine who is left.

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    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

  2. victoria

    victoria New Member

    I got this recently too, with one added (that can be printed here, lol):

    Flies never visit an egg that has no crack.

  3. Rose_Red

    Rose_Red New Member

    I had to edit a few of the saying out. I didn't want to offend anyone. The egg one is cute.
  4. qnjamie

    qnjamie New Member

    that is hilarious