OT:U No UR addicted to Mess. Bd. when

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by mrdad, Sep 5, 2006.

  1. mrdad

    mrdad New Member

    ---a Butler brings in your breakfast and you think it's
    Dinner time!!


    Anyone can add to this Post! Even a Caveman can do it!
    ( Careful closing that
    laptop guy!!)


    [This Message was Edited on 09/07/2006]
  2. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    You wake up to go to the bathroom and have to check the board before you go back to bed.

    Susan :)+}
  3. Fredericka

    Fredericka New Member

    ....When you try to get up from the computer chair and you can't, because of all the cobwebs wrapped around you!
  4. jole

    jole Member

    - You go into withdrawals two steps away.

    - the computer is flanked by a bed, small frig, and port-a-potty.

    - the FM website is now your home page.
  5. StephieBee

    StephieBee New Member

    you find the energy and ignore the pain as you are running to the computer during a TV commercial.
  6. mrdad

    mrdad New Member


    ___my "Laptop" isn't the one with the long blonde hair

    anymore!!



    MRDAD
  7. 69mach1

    69mach1 New Member

    i think you new laptop is a wild firey red head w/procelian skin and pure as the driven snow.

    jodie
  8. libra55

    libra55 New Member

    your a** is numb when you get up from the computer chair.

    (I wish I had a butler to bring me breakfast lemme tell ya)

    Michelle
  9. mrdad

    mrdad New Member


    If I really convinced you that I have a BUTLER, than I

    have a Bridge to sell ya, if they ever finish the Earth-

    quake retro-fit!!

    Thanks for your response to the Post!
    MRDAD
  10. jake123

    jake123 New Member

    when your husband has to come wake you every night, from in front of the computer, to go to bed.
  11. JLH

    JLH New Member

    You know you are addicted to this message board when you've been here so long that you couldn't read the title of this post--looks like it is in secret code!!! LOL
  12. mrdad

    mrdad New Member


    The Post title words did not at first come out the way
    I had set them up! Maybe they will accept it this way!

    Thanks,
    MRDAD
  13. Noahvale

    Noahvale New Member

    Your mouse really does eat all the crumbs next to the key- board and your doctor tells you, you gotta go to rehab because the keyboard is stuck to your fingers, and he can't precribe you anything to get it off! LOL

    Good One to start MrDad.

    Thanks

    Kathy
  14. kholmes

    kholmes New Member

    your dinner gets cold while you check all of the new messages since you've last been on.

    you check Immune Support before your e-mail.

    your spouse complains that you're spending more time on Immune Support than with her.


    [This Message was Edited on 09/07/2006]
  15. mrdad

    mrdad New Member

    You pick up your mornin' news paper containing the head-

    line: "NIXON RESIGNS"





    Oh, no! Will they ever leave that
    poor man BE!!
    [This Message was Edited on 09/08/2006]
  16. victoria

    victoria New Member

    you're laying in bed and your computer screen etc is set up to be sideways in order to be more readable and ergonomic...

    your dogs think the 'house' is under your desk...

    your dogs heave a sigh and lay down disgustedly when they hear the dial-up sounds starting...

    your computer chair multitasks as a (cushioned) porta-pottie...

    you've set up your own coffee or tea 'station' complete with electric coffeemaker, and/or small refrigerator for cold drinks within reaching distance of your computer...

    Nobody calls you anymore because your phone line is always busy.








  17. mrdad

    mrdad New Member


    Those are great contributions! Love the one about the
    dog and also the Refrig etc. describes my room to a "T".

    Hope your 're doing well. Haven't done that Lyme Ingenex
    test yet but have All the Docs paper work for it. Just
    haven't had the opportunity to get down to Palo Alto to
    do the test. Hopefully next week.

    Have a weekend that is good! OK?
    MRDAD P.S. My Daughter with the Lyme is doing very
    well. Starts Grad School in Ore. soon! She
    and her Kitty are happy.
  18. victoria

    victoria New Member

    I know how things get in the way of getting what are actually important things done... I honestly feel like I have ADD, never did before, I get distracted so easily. Hope you get there for the test sooner rather than later!

    And I am so glad your daughter's doing so well. My son has held his own as far as weight gain, good pulse and BP now... just no real cognitive gains that I can see. Right now he's on a 'rest' of 3 weeks off abx then 1 week on, he's just completed the 2nd month, but I think he's starting to go downhill at this point again - increasing fatigue, pain, visual symptoms. If he continues to feel bad. next week.. I'll be calling the clinic and not waiting til the next app't in mid-October. Sigh. This is one heckuva disease to battle!

    Have a good weekend too! I've been pulsing abx on the MP, has messed up my sleep schedule...

    best,
    Victoria

  19. kjfms

    kjfms Member

    your mouse arm will not straighten out.

    Thanks,

    Karen
  20. Scapper

    Scapper New Member

    the majority of your thoughts are preceeded with....."someone on the cfs message board said....."

    you plan on getting in the bathtub but want to just check the board "quick".....you swear it's only been a minute but the tub overflows and floods out the kitchen all while taking a "quick look" at the board (yep....TWICE :)

    you wonder why your "mouse hand" is stiff all the time

    people have to ring the bell just to get through (yep, dial up)

    funny post Mr. Dad