OT WANT SICK TIME (joke)

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by sues1, Sep 27, 2006.

  1. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    Sick Leave:

    I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would
    not
    allow me to take a leave.

    I thought that maybe if I acted
    "CRAZY" then
    He would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down
    from the
    ceiling and made funny noises.

    My coworker (who's blonde) asked me what I
    was doing?

    I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb
    so that the
    Boss
    would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few
    minutes later
    the Boss
    came into the office and asked

    "What are you doing ?" I told him
    I was a
    light bulb.

    He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate
    for a
    couple of days."

    I jumped down and walked out of the office.
    When my
    coworker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, " And
    where do you
    think you're going?"

    (You're gonna love this..... )


    She said, "I'm going home too. I can not work in the dark!
  2. victoria

    victoria New Member


    I certainly wish that could really work!!! And I'm blond, so maybe I could've gotten away with it!!!

  3. mrdad

    mrdad New Member

    Think I mentioned about the "Redhead" I dated not to
    long ago who thought a "serial killer" was someone who
    at one sitting could polish off a whole box of corn
    flakes!!

    True story: It was 108 degrees one Friday afternoon
    when I lived up North and decided to call it a day and
    grab a cold shower and a beer at my neighborhood tavern.
    Got to the bar walked in and found two vacant stools. Sat
    down in one and ordered a Miller from John the barkeep
    and a tall H-2-O for my "imaginary friend"! A few mins.
    later, John walk in front of me and noticed that I hadn't
    placed any $$ on the bar. He looked at me and said, "the
    water for your "imaginary friend" is free, however, gonna
    need $1.75 for the Miller".

    I said, John, my "imaginary friend" payed for my beer!
    Bartender looked at me and said, "and what did he PAY ME
    with MRDAD, IMAGINARY MONEY?? "Well John, I said, of
    course, what other kind of money would he have"?

    Don't know why he didn't let my friend run a bar tab?

    MRDAD
    P.S. Libations are on my friend!!

    [This Message was Edited on 09/27/2006]
  4. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    You should of sued that bartender. Sounds like discrimination to me!.

    He was lucky you did not act upon those grounds.

    By the way, where is your sidekick, Rockgor? He gives me smiles also. Have you got your act together yet? Or are you too busy chasing the lovely lady?

    I got a coupon last week for IHop......and thought of you!
    LOL.

    Blessings..........Susan
  5. Redwillow

    Redwillow New Member



    thanks for the funny joke
    Redwillow
  6. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    WELL, this is my 3rd post on this thread.