OT......What Do You Call These? - (HUMOR)

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Sep 3, 2005.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    See how many of these you know. My score was 0, LOL!

    WHAT DO YOU CALL THE:

    1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter?
    --- Eskimo Pi

    2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup?
    --- Won ton

    3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash?
    --- 1 microscope

    4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement?
    --- 1 bananosecond

    5. Weight an evangelist carries with God?
    --- 1 billigram

    6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour?
    --- Knot furlong

    7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone?
    --- 1 Rod Serling

    8. Half of a large intestine?
    --- 1 semicolon

    9. 1,000,000 aches?
    --- 1 megahurtz

    10. Basic unit of laryngitis?
    --- 1 hoarsepower

    11. Shortest distance between two jokes?
    --- A straight line

    12. 453.6 graham crackers?
    --- 1 pound cake

    13. 1 million-million microphones?
    --- 1 megaphone

    14. 1 million bicycles?
    --- 2 megacycles

    15. 365.25 days?
    ---- 1 unicycle

    16. 2000 mockingbirds?
    --- 2 kilomockingbirds

    17. 10 cards?
    ---- 1 decacards

    18. 1 kilogram of falling figs?
    ---- 1 Fig Newton

    19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks?
    ---- 1 literhosen

    20. 1 millionth of a fish?
    ---- 1 microfiche

    21. 1 trillion pins?
    ---- 1 terrapin

    22. 10 rations?
    ---- 1 decoration

    23. 100 rations?
    ---- 1 C-ration

    24. 2 monograms?
    ---- 1 diagram

    25. 8 nickels?
    --- 2 paradigms

    26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital?
    --- 1 I.V. League

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    Two brooms had been hanging in the closet for some time and they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

    One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

    After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"

    "Impossible!" said the groom broom. "We haven't even swept together!"



    [This Message was Edited on 09/03/2005]
  2. brit_17759

    brit_17759 New Member

    for the laugh...lol...still laughing here

    hugs
    brit
  3. heartinheaven

    heartinheaven New Member

    Thanks for the laughs!

    Blessings,

    H Michael