Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by suzetal, Sep 17, 2006.

  1. suzetal

    suzetal New Member

    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When
    *Juan Valdez names his donkey after you

    *You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked

    *You grind your coffee beans in your mouth

    *You sleep with your eyes open

    *You have to watch videos in fast-forward

    *You lick your coffee pot clean

    *Your eyes stay open when you sneeze

    *The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse

    *You can type sixty words a minute with your feet

    *You can jump-start your car without cables

    *Your only sources of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low"

    *You don't sweat, you percolate

    *You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug

    *You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee

    *You've worn the finish off you coffee table

    *The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you

    *Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house

    *You're so wired you pick up FM radio

    *Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans"

    *Instant coffee takes too long

    *You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can

    *You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar"

    *Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position

    *Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup


  2. Lendy5

    Lendy5 New Member

    LOL! I needed a laugh this morning.

    Thanks for sharing.

    Love & Hugs!
  3. victoria

    victoria New Member

    very funny! Thanks!

  4. Summit

    Summit New Member

    I love it. You just described me! I drink decaf though (and I'm checking into that swiss water method coffee that was mentioned on this board) I have to forward this to acouple other coffee hounds I know, they'll get a chuckle too. Thanks
  5. IowaMorningGlory

    IowaMorningGlory New Member

    The joke was GREAT!!
    My husband and I owned a coffee shop for about 2 years. I am not a cappacino, latte person. I like mine straight up, with a little cream and a little sugar. I don't drink pop (except maybe on a really warm day, where I can't get coffee)
    Unfortunately, I am one of those people that the caffeine doesn't do a thing for. I can drink 3 pots of coffee a day...and still be tired. Caffeine has never ever done anything for me. I remember trying Mt.Dew and all I did was have to go to the bathroom more!!
    I would decrease my caffiene... I know it is one of the "bad" probabilities that irratate FM, but it is a catch 22, if I don't have it, then my migraines increase. And boy can I tell when I got without coffee!
    My husband says I could never be stranded on a desert island unless I could figure out how to make "cowboy coffee", because the migraines would do me in.
    Honestly, except for the staying awake part in the joke, boy the rest could fit me to a "tea"..ha ha.

    Blessed Be,

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