OTA few wonderful and funny quotes

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by Greenbean7, Sep 27, 2006.

  1. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    Enjoy! (Two have been slightly modified to remove the swear word. Even though they can say them on TV, I won't!)

    Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the @#&*) happened.
    -Cora Harvey Armstrong-

    Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the *(&# up with cookies.

    The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
    -Helen Hayes (at 73)-

    I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
    -Janette Barber-

    My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
    -Erma Bombeck-

    Old age ain't no place for sissies.
    -Bette Davis-

    A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
    -Rhonda Hansome-

    The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
    -Jane Sellman-

    Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
    -Jennifer Unlimited-

    Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
    -Caryn Leschen-

    If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

    If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
    -Sue Grafton-

    I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
    -Roseanne Barr-

    When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
    -Elayne Boosler-

    Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
    -Maryon Pearson-

    Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
    -Eleanor Roosevelt-


    Stop and smell the puppies!
  2. dononagin

    dononagin New Member

    TOOOO many of these fit me to the tee!! lol!
  3. kholmes

    kholmes New Member

    I especially liked the Helen Hayes quote.
  4. spacee

    spacee Member

    I saw a woman who is in her 70's, haven't seen her for awhile but she used to read a book a day plus the Tampa Tribune.

    I think she has slipped a bit. I asked her which book she had read that day, she stopped and thought and then said, "Erma Brombeck. But not her latest one".

    Hmmmm. Wonder if I should let her family know that she is out driving.

    Thanks, Greenbean!

  5. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    collection, Greenbean.

    Spacee, I wouldn't worry about the lady reading Erma Bombeck. Not until she starts chatting w/ her on the phone.

    (Be sure to ask for the area code.)

    Here's a quote from Jay Leno and/or his writers.

    The University of Nebraska has found that oldsters who drink wine or beer at least 4 times per week have greater bone density.

    They need it. They the ones fallin down the most.
  6. hugs4evry1

    hugs4evry1 New Member

    I love a good morning chuckle....

    If I hadn't been eating a very difficult nectarine I would have had a lol moment!!


    Nancy B
  7. butterfly8

    butterfly8 New Member

    Thanks so much for the laugh

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