Enjoy! (Two have been slightly modified to remove the swear word. Even though they can say them on TV, I won't!) Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the @#&*) happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong- Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the *(&# up with cookies. (Unknown) The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)- I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber- My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck- Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis- A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome- The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman- Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited- Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen- If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine- If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton- I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr- When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler- Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson- Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt- Hugzz Greenbean Stop and smell the puppies!