OTSee if any of these make you laugh......

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by phoenixrising2, May 9, 2006.

  1. phoenixrising2

    phoenixrising2 New Member



    1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
    Unique Up On It.

    2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
    Tame Way.

    3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
    They Take The Psycho Path

    4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
    You Boil The H.... Out Of It

    5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
    Dam!

    6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
    Polaroid's

    7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
    A Stick

    8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
    Nacho Cheese.

    9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
    Subordinate Clauses.

    10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
    Quattro Sinko.

    11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
    Spoiled Milk.

    12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
    Frostbite.

    13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
    A Nervous Wreck.

    14 What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
    Anyone Can Roast Beef.

    15. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
    Because They Have Big Fingers .

    16. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
    Because It Scares The Dog.

    17. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
    Sanka.

    18. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!
    The Location Of The Dirt Bag.


    19. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
    Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

    20. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
    A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
    A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .

  2. gladone

    gladone New Member

    Thanks Phoenix,

    I needed that....some of those were truely LOL funny.

    Hope they made you smile as well!

    Gladone
  3. Cromwell

    Cromwell New Member

    Thanks Anne C
  4. phoenixrising2

    phoenixrising2 New Member

    My family tells me I have a corny sense of humor because I always get a kick out of things like this.

    Phoenix
  5. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    A man walked into the barber's and said, "I'd like to have my
    hair cut like Tom Cruises's." The barber started clipping away like
    crazy.

    "Are you sure you know what Tom Cruise looks like?" asked the
    customer.

    "Of course I do!" snapped the barber. "I saw him twice in The
    King and I."

  6. Roseblossom

    Roseblossom Member

    I love silly one-liners.

    Skeleton walks into a bar, says "give me a beer and a roll of paper towels".

    Sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "we don't serve food here".

    A priest, a rabbi and a imam walk into a bar - bartender says "is this a joke?"

    Physicist nerd joke - Tiny atomic particle walks into a bar, asks for a beer - bartender says "are you positive?"

    Wish I could remember more!

    Roseblossom