OTSilly Doctor Joke to WakeMeUp and others

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by laura81655, May 18, 2006.

  1. laura81655

    laura81655 New Member


    >>>> "Buford"
    >>>>
    >>>> Doesn't it seem that more and more
    >>>> physicians are running their practices
    >>>> like an assembly line?
    >>>>
    >>>> Here's what happened to Buford:
    >>>> Buford walked into a doctor's office and
    >>>> the receptionist asked him what he had.
    >>>> Buford said, Shingles.
    >>>>
    >>>> So she wrote down his name,
    >>>> address, medical insurance number
    >>>> and told him to have a seat.
    >>>>
    >>>> Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out
    >>>> and asked Buford what he had.
    >>>> Buford said, Shingles.
    >>>>
    >>>> So she wrote down his height, weight,
    >>>> a complete medical history
    >>>> and told B uford to wait in the examining room.
    >>>>
    >>>> A half hour later a nurse came in
    >>>> and asked Buford what he had.
    >>>> Buford said, Shingles.
    >>>>
    >>>> So the nurse gave Buford a blood test,
    >>>> a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram,
    >>>> and told Buford to take off all his clothes
    >>>> and wait for the doctor.
    >>>>
    >>>> An hour later the doctor came in
    >>>> and asked Buford what he had.
    >>>> Buford said, Shingles.
    >>>>
    >>>> The doctor asked,
    >>>> Where?
    >>>>
    >>>> Buford said,
    >>>> Outside on the truck,
    >>>> Where do you want them?
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
  2. tlayne

    tlayne Member

    Thanks for the laugh! Hugs, Tam
  3. laura81655

    laura81655 New Member

    That must have been a too stressful of a job, you were lucky to keep your sense of humor though !!

    Laura