LOL after Rock's site, thought this list might come in handy, as we never know what we might be gifted with... especially since maybe more people are going to try to get more resourceful due to the economy... SO== Here are ten useful phrases for responding to presents - at any time of the year! - you would rather not have received: 1. Thanks a lot! 2. My word! What a gift. 3. Well, well, well ... <big smile> - I don't know what to say! 4. If I hadn't put on so much weight recently it would have fit me perfectly. 5. Gosh, I hope I never lose this. We're always losing things around here. 6. It's wonderful; but I'm worried about the jealousy it may create when my friends see this. 7. Just my luck to get this, on the Christmas/birthday/etc I promised to give all my gifts to charity. 8. Unfortunately, I am about to enter the Witness Protection program and I'm afraid I would be too noticeable in this... 9. Frankly, I don't deserve this. 10. Really, you shouldn't have. LOL, there may be a lot of recycling of gifts this year?