PAULMACK and everyone

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by sues1, Feb 26, 2007.

  1. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    JUST FUNNING,,,,,,,I do not take sterotypes seriously. I even like jokes about myself,,,,,,,,,well most of them anyhow.........LOL.
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    A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stonewall,
    holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch.

    For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl
    looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."

    "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time for a wee
    kiss."

    The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him. Then he
    blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the
    loch.

    After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your
    thoughts, Angus."

    "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps its aboot time for a wee
    cuddle."

    The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him. Then he
    blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the
    loch.

    After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your
    thoughts, Angus."

    "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps its aboot time you let me
    poot me hand on your leg."

    The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her leg.
    Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out
    over the loch.

    After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your
    thoughts, Angus."

    The young man knit his brow. "Well, now," he said, "my
    thoughts are a bit more serious this time."

    "Really?" said the girl in a whisper, filled with anticipation.

    "Aye," said the lad.

    The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush and bit her
    lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.

    Angus blurted out, "Din'na ye think it's aboot time ye paid me
    the first three pennies?"

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    What a world we live in, and what a time to be here!
  2. paulmack

    paulmack New Member

    Haha,loved that one,yeh laughter is the best.Even if it is about ourselves.
    It's better not to take anything so serious these days.
    PS We're not all as tight-fisted as Angus,LOL.
  3. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    but we Scots are a most generous people in reality. Dont know where the thrifty lable comes from unless its from when we were really poor and under the yoke of the English.

    We'll blame it on them anyway.

    Rosie
  4. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Good one! A surprise ending! sounds like someone i use to Know!lolol..............Thanks for the Lolol!,,,,,,,,,,,,S
  5. hugs4evry1

    hugs4evry1 New Member

    That was really funny!!!

    Hugs,

    Nancy B