Penguins, AKA pengys, are coming back, watch out

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Nov 21, 2010.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member


    Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins
    on the ice in Antarctica?

    Wonder no more ! ! !

    It is a known fact that the
    penguin is a very ritualistic bird
    which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

    The penguin is very committed to its family and
    will mate for life, as well as maintaining
    a form of compassionate contact with its offspring
    throughout its life.

    SO - if a penguin is found dead on the ice surface,
    other members of the family and social circle have been known to
    dig holes in the ice & snow, using their vestigial wings and beaks,
    until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

    However, before doing that, the male penguins
    first gather in a circle around the fresh grave
    and sing:

    "Freeze a jolly good fellow,

    Freeze a jolly good fellow..."

    just before pushing the bird in the hole.

    (Admit it, you really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?)

  2. Goatwoman

    Goatwoman Member

    Love it!

    Would write more, but am typing like a pengy as I sprained my hand pretty badly.

  3. spacee

    spacee Member

    I didn't think you knew squat about pengys :)