Pillsbury Dough Boy Dies of Yeast Infection

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by Takesha, May 22, 2003.

  1. Takesha

    Takesha New Member

    This probably should have gone to the Chit Chat Board but I just couldn't resist. I wanted everyone to have a good laugh.I found this of a CFIDS search while looking for Celebrities with FMS for another post.
    CFIDS Chuckles
    Dear Friends,
    It is with the saddest heart I pass on the following: please join me in remembering a great icon - the veteran Pillsbury spokesman. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

    He was 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. As long-time friend, Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. despite
    being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

    Toward the end it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

  2. selma

    selma New Member

    It does belong on the other board, but God knew I needed this sad story now. I'll miss that little one. You knew you had to push him softly. Tee Hee Selma
  3. LeLeHpr

    LeLeHpr New Member

    That was great. THANKS!
  4. goingslowlycrazy

    goingslowlycrazy New Member

    Think that 'proves' that a laugh is just what we kneaded...

    (sorry, couldn't resist),

    wonderful stuff,
    Mary x
  5. dsames

    dsames New Member

    Too funny!!! I loved it, and they said a good belly laugh is good for many stressfree minutes.

    Actually doughboy lauged from the belly too. (grin)

    Love Shirley
  6. MemoryLane

    MemoryLane Member

    I have already shared it with my family. My mother has some Dough Boy accessories in her kitchen, so she'll get a laugh out of this.

    Thank you soooo much Takesha


  7. northlass

    northlass New Member

    Yesssssssssssssss hehehheeheh never lose your senses of humour folks gets you through xxxxx sam