Please excuse the numbers. I could not copy the following without including them. I found this under "pithy sayings" and the computer jokes started with the first number which is not number one but number 42. There are also a few sayings unrelated to computers. Just deal with it, LOL!! 42. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. 43. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key 44. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. 45. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. 46. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. 47. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. 48. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. 49. C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL50. C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN 51. uh... 52. Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression 53. The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in. 54. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding 55. The name is Baud......, James Baud. 56. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! 57. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! 58. C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 59. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay.. 60. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!" 61. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. 62. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) 63. Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups. 64. E Pluribus Modem 65. >... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 66. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny 67. A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available. 68. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting. 69. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)? 70. Does fuzzy logic tickle? 71. A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord. 72. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium 73. 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence? 74. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation. 75. Windows: Just another pane in the glass. 76. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . . 77. Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk? 78. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee. 79. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure. 80. Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS... 81. All computers wait at the same speed. 82. DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors. 83. Press -- to continue ... 84. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.... .85. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... 86. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! 87. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage. 88. Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!! 89. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? 90. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. 91. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 92. DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS 93. Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS 94. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! 95. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... 96. Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.