Please , don't hate me men,,,

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by elliespad, Nov 29, 2006.

  1. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, "I'm tired , and it's
    > getting late. I think I'll go to bed"
    > She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches.
    > Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper
    > the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar
    > container put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot
    > for
    > brewing the next morning.
    > She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into
    > the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button
    >>>She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back
    > on
    > the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer.
    >>>She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to
    > dry.
    > She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by
    > the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, count ed out some cash for
    > the field
    > trip, and pull ed a text book out from hiding under the chair.
    >>>She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the
    > envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both
    > near her
    > purse.
    >>>Mom then w ashed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night
    > solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and
    > filed her
    >>>Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed."
    >>>"I'm on my way," she said.
    >>>She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then
    > made sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on.
    >>>She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps
    > and TV , hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, and
    > had a
    > brief conversation with the one up still doing homework.
    >>>In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the n ext
    > day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6
    > most
    >>>important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the
    >>>accomplishment of her goals.
    >>>About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in
    >>>particular "I'm going to bed."
    >>>And he did...without another thought.
    >>>Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...?
    >>>CAUSE WE ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL..... (and we can't die sooner,
    > we
    > still have things to do!!!!)
    >>>Send this to some phenomenal women today...they'll love you for it!
    > I
    > just did.
    >> >Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
    >> -Mark Twain
  2. Mikie

    Mikie Moderator

    We live longer because we sit down to pee. If you add up all those minutes of extra rest we get sitting down, it's significant.

    Also, we aren't stressed out, standing at a urinal, competing to ensure we are the most endowed in the room with the strongest stream.

    These are just my humble opinions with absolutely no scientific data to back it up.

    Love, Mikie
  3. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    Sounds scientific enough to me.
  4. Marta608

    Marta608 Member

    Also like Mikey's theory. ;>)

  5. JolieLuLu

    JolieLuLu New Member

    and laughing!!!
    I have to go pee