POINTS to MEDITATE & PONDER ABOUT, LOLOL

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Dec 3, 2005.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    As if you didn't have enough to think about, here are some things to mediate/ponder on...

    kinda goes along with my post about the benefits of meditation, maybe???? LOL!


    ANYWAY....


    ...why do we press harder on a remote control when we KNOW the batteries are getting old?

    ...why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when THEY know there is not enough?

    ...why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but STILL check when you say the paint is wet?

    ...why doesn't glue stick to the BOTTLE?

    ...why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but DUCKS when you throw a revolver at him?

    ...why did Kamikaze pilots wear HELMETS?

    ...WHOSE idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    ...why is it that no matter WHAT color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are ALWAYS white? (I can remember being disappointed by that when I was little.........)

    ...IS there ever a day that mattresses are NOT on sale?

    ...WHY do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

    ...why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one MORE chance?

    ...why is it that NO plastic bag will open from the end on your FIRST try?

    ...how DO those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

    ...when we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart & then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right"? -- Why don't we grab our ankle, hop around on one foot while crying, "OWWWWWWWW, that REALLY hurt!"?

    ...why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you ALWAYS manage to knock something ELSE over?

    ...in winter WHY do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we COMPLAINED about the heat?

    ...how come you NEVER hear father-in-law jokes?

    and my FAVORITE......

    ...the statistics on sanity are that 1 out of every 4 persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness

    OK, so now I'm thinking about my 3 best friends; THEY seem okay........ does that mean it's ME??


    LOL,
    Victoria


    [This Message was Edited on 12/03/2005]
  2. Sue50

    Sue50 New Member

    thanks Victoria, I especially like the one about bugs in the lightbulb :)
  3. chickabee

    chickabee New Member

    Thanks Victoria for the jokes,...they were so funny...i can relate to the grocery cart one, but i am usually the one running the cart into my kids . They just grit their teeth and "softly yell" MOM!!! It's just a tradional thing I do only at the holiday season too. Last time i did it i just turned around and went the other way after apologizing of course.... Now i have to be the one in the front, they don't trust me anymore...lol Nanc :)
  4. hopeful4

    hopeful4 New Member

    Thanks for helping me start my day off with some laughs!