Questions about what happens after we women turn 50

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by ckball, May 18, 2007.

  1. ckball

    ckball New Member

    Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?
    A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

    Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
    A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

    Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
    A: Tell him you're pregnant.

    Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
    A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

    Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
    A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

    Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
    A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

    Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
    A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

    Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
    A: Their foreheads.

    Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
    A: "I remember these"!

    Hope you had a good laugh, I know I did- Have a great day-Csrla

  2. budmickl

    budmickl New Member

    I was hoping for some useful information. I have already tried the books and everything. LOL!

  3. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Very good Carla, loved these!


    Q: where do 50+ year olds go for good hairstyles?
    A: the wig shop!
  4. caffey

    caffey New Member

    That was hysterical and more true than we would like to admit.
  5. mollystwin

    mollystwin New Member

    That was a good one! I am getting pretty close to fifty.

    I like the one about leaving your glasses off when looking in the mirror! It really works! I also like to think that my glasses hide my wrinkles. It's OK that it's not true. It just matters that I think it's true.

  6. JLH

    JLH New Member

    LOL!!! Thanks, Carla, for a good laugh!

  7. hugs4evry1

    hugs4evry1 New Member

    That was hilarious, thanks for sharing!!


    Nancy B
  8. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    thanks for the laugh.

    The glasses one got me, I never looked in the mirror with glasses on, then I got new glasses a month ago, looked in the mirror and what a fright I got - my goodness.......wrinkles that I'd never seen before....wont be doing that again in a hurry.

  9. artyreader

    artyreader Member

    It's about 11:20 at night and this one had me LOLing! Better than any of the TV shows I saw today! I feel an amazing immediate easing of the constant tension I'm usually in! I loved all of these; the one about how you can increase the heartrate of your 50+ husband--tell him you're pregnant!!

    Excellent post--hilarious! Thanks for sharing it with the rest of us!