Questions that haunt me......funny

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by bevy2most, Apr 22, 2008.

  1. bevy2most

    bevy2most New Member

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going?

    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage

    Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

    Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

    if the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your hemisphere?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window

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  2. kholmes

    kholmes New Member

    There were some new ones to me in that list. I liked the last one especially.

    Thanks for the laugh, Bevy2most.
  3. 4everkid

    4everkid New Member

    Great list. I noticed that the ABC song and Twinkle Twinkle were the same back when I was a kid. Add "Baa Bah Black Sheep" to that list. What's the deal? Was there only one creatively challenged composer back then?

    The other day, while making coffee, I decided I needed to make a list like this. The first thing on my list was going to be, "Why do my coffee filters come in a stay fresh ziplock bag?" I have yet to zip it shut once it's opened. Am I risking the possibility of STALE PAPER?

    Thanks Bevy, fun post!
  4. sisland

    sisland New Member

    List of Why's!,,,,The Wylie Cyote one is perfect!,,,,,Thanks!
  5. Doober

    Doober New Member

    another one that I heard.

    Why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway????
  6. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    I would wonder about why I was told to "wash OFF my face"....

    and if cranky, to be told that I should of "Stood in bed"...wasn't I warned not to walk or jump on my bed?

    Or the expression of hearing a person had to pay "room and board".......

    What about "got to hurry and CATCH the bus"....

  7. therealmadscientist

    therealmadscientist New Member

    When was anyone last time someone hit by a stationary vehicle?
  8. Doober

    Doober New Member

    you explain to me that when 2 airplanes nearly collide in flight,

    They call it a "Near Miss"???????
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  9. Jana1

    Jana1 New Member

    Ever notice that Amazing Grace, and Gilligan's Island theme song have the same melody? It cracks me up whenever we sing that song in church.