REAL notes written by parents in AL school district for their kid

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Catseye, Feb 4, 2007.

  1. Catseye

    Catseye Member


    These are real notes written by parents. Spellings have been left intact.

    1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please
    execute him.

    2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.

    3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,
    32 and also 33.

    4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.

    5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out
    of a tree and misplaced his hip.

    6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

    7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was
    hurt in the growing part.

    8. Megan could not come to school today bec ause she has been bothered
    by very close veins.

    9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

    10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels..

    11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre
    dyrea direathe the shits.

    12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea,
    and his boots leak.

    13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

    14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

    15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because
    i don't know what size she wear.

    16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to
    get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday.
    We thought it was sunday.

    17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her

    18. My daughter was absent y e sterday because she was tired. She spent a
    weekend with the marines.

    19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and
    could not breed well.

    20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with

    21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

    22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

    23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever,
    sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever
    an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I
    wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something
    going around, her father even got hot last night.

    And I thought WE had cognitive problems, sheeeesh!

  2. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    Great ones, thanks.
  3. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    Thanks for sharing.......really funny!

  4. Shannonsparkles

    Shannonsparkles New Member

  5. therealmadscientist

    therealmadscientist New Member

    I think I laughed more tonight than in weeks. thanks
    [This Message was Edited on 02/10/2007]