red necks in Wisconsin true story

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by ckball, Feb 14, 2007.

  1. ckball

    ckball New Member

    Too funny!!



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    >> > HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN ?

    >> > ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION

    >> > REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.

    >> >

    >> >

    >> >

    >> > A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly

    >> > payments of $560.00).

    >> >

    >> > He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin It's

    >> > mid-winter; and of course all of the lakes are frozen. These two

    >> > guys go out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the

    >> > new NAVIGATOR.

    >> >

    >> > They decide they want to make a natural looking open water area for

    >> > the ducks to focus on, something for the decoys to float on.

    >> >

    >> > Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck,

    >> > is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger

    >> > can produce.

    >> >

    >> > So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite

    >> > with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid

    >> > they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting

    >> > the fuse (and becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on

    >> > the following course of action: they light the 40 second fuse;

    >> > then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far

    >> > away as possible.

    >> >

    >> > Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the

    >> > NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the DOG???

    >> >

    >> > Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for

    >> > RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it:

    >> > the dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs

    >> > the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it

    >> > hits the ice.

    >> >

    >> > The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins

    >> > in their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and

    >> > holler at the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by

    >> > his master, keeps coming.

    >> >

    >> > One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The

    >> > shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a

    >> > Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then

    >> > continues on. Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing,

    >> > becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinks these two

    >> > geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER

    >> > the brand new Navigator.

    >> >

    >> > The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on

    >> > the truck touches the dog's rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite

    >> > under the truck and takes off after his master.

    >> >

    >> >

    >> > Then " "" "" "" "" " BOOOOOOOOOOOOM "" "" "" "" "" ! ! ! !

    >> >

    >> > The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake,

    >> > leaving the two idiots standing there with "I can't believe this

    >> > just happened" looks on their faces.

    >> >

    >> > The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by

    >> > illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he

    >> > still had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments.

    >> >

    >> > The dog is okay. .doing fine.

    >> >

    >> > And you thought Rednecks only lived in the South.......









  2. mezombie

    mezombie Member

    ROFL! That is one great story!
    [This Message was Edited on 02/14/2007]
  3. justjanelle

    justjanelle New Member

    I did look it up on Snopes, and it's another urban legend. Funny one though! :)

    Best wishes,
    Janelle
  4. therealmadscientist

    therealmadscientist New Member

    Very funny!

    I wonder if the place will be called "Lincoln Lake" from now on.

    Reminds of a Nevada story. Someone got tired of their Buick breaking down so he hauled up a hill and blew it up with dynamite. Now, whenever someone wants a Buick car part, they just go look for it on "Buick Hill".