Redneck jokes (friendly)

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by JimB51, May 27, 2009.

  1. JimB51

    JimB51 Member

    I wish you could see the pictures. They're REALLY funny. -Jim :)
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    A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate

    to his beloved widow

    but she can't touch it 'til she's 14


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    How do you know when you're
    stayin in a Redneck motel?

    When you call the front desk and say,

    I gotta leak in my sink, and the

    clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.

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    Did you hear that they have raised the minimum

    drinking age for Rednecks to 25?

    It seems they want to keep alcohol

    out of the high schools.

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    Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

    1) The DNA is all the same

    2) There are no dental records

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    Who invented the toothbrush?

    A Redneck.

    (If it had been invented by anyone else,

    it would have been a teeth brush)

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    Did you
    hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?

    The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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    A new Redneck law was just recently passed

    When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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    Did you hear that the Redneck governor's

    mansion burned down?

    'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total
    loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't
    even finished coloring one of them.'

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    A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16

    and says to the driver, 'Got any! I.D.?'

    and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'

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    That's all folks!

    [This Message was Edited on 05/27/2009]
  2. Gingareeree

    Gingareeree New Member

    Loved em'..thanks for the chuckle(s)~~Jeanne~~
  3. robin1667

    robin1667 New Member

    I needed a good laugh!