Redneck jokes (friendly)

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by JimB51, May 27, 2009.

  1. JimB51

    JimB51 Member

    I wish you could see the pictures. They're REALLY funny. -Jim :)

    A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate

    to his beloved widow

    but she can't touch it 'til she's 14


    How do you know when you're
    stayin in a Redneck motel?

    When you call the front desk and say,

    I gotta leak in my sink, and the

    clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.

    ~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Did you hear that they have raised the minimum

    drinking age for Rednecks to 25?

    It seems they want to keep alcohol

    out of the high schools.


    Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

    1) The DNA is all the same

    2) There are no dental records


    Who invented the toothbrush?

    A Redneck.

    (If it had been invented by anyone else,

    it would have been a teeth brush)


    Did you
    hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?

    The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.


    A new Redneck law was just recently passed

    When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.


    Did you hear that the Redneck governor's

    mansion burned down?

    'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total
    loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't
    even finished coloring one of them.'


    A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16

    and says to the driver, 'Got any! I.D.?'

    and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'


    That's all folks!

    [This Message was Edited on 05/27/2009]
  2. Gingareeree

    Gingareeree New Member

    Loved em'..thanks for the chuckle(s)~~Jeanne~~
  3. robin1667

    robin1667 New Member

    I needed a good laugh!