Report cards (joke)

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by daylight, Jul 20, 2009.

  1. daylight

    daylight New Member


    These are comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system.

    1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

    2. I would not allow this student to breed.

    3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

    4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

    5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

    6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

    7. This child has been working with glue too much.

    8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

    9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

    10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

    11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

    12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.


    BILLCAMO New Member

    Why there have been no replies to this post.....

    Unfortunately , I've hit 11 or 12 out of twelve in my past....;>0....LOL

    Blessings ,

  3. JimB51

    JimB51 Member

    I resemble the fact that someone was able to gain personal information from the N.Y. school system about ... uh... well,about someone I know.

    ... and I didn't use glue. It was paste.
  4. mysticbrit

    mysticbrit New Member

    It tasted like root beer if I recall.

    Awww, memories - sigh!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. zenouchy

    zenouchy Member

    Those are great! How about, "Your child has scissors but isn't cutting it." That probably doesn't make perfect sense, but it still amuses me anyway!

    Thanks for the great humor. Have a happy/healthy day.

    Warmly, Erika