Retarded Grandparents written by a child must read

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by ckball, Apr 4, 2007.

  1. ckball

    ckball New Member


    >> RETARDED GRANDPARENTS
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    >> This is priceless! RETARDED GRANDPARENTS this was actually reported by a
    >> teacher.
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    >> After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they
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    >> spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the
    >> following:
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    >> We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and
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    >> Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa
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    >> got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin
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    >> box. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags
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    >> because they don't know who they are anymore.
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    >> They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must
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    >> have got it fixed because it is all okay now, and do exercises there, but
    >> they don't do them very well. There is a swimming
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    >> pool too, but in it, they all jump up and down with hats on.
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    >> At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting
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    >> in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes
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    >> they sneak out. They go cruising in their golf carts.
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    >> Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same
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    >> thing every night: Early Birds.
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    >> Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house.
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    >> The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center and call
    >> it
    >> pot luck.
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    >> My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his
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    >> retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded
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    >> someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man
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    >> in the doll house. Then I will let people out so they can visit their
    >> grandchildren.
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  2. alaska3355

    alaska3355 New Member

    I think I'll copy it for my folks- they'll get a kick out of it! Thanks for sharing.........
  3. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    from a different viewpoint.
  4. mollystwin

    mollystwin New Member

    I remember when my parents started thier retardment. They moved to Florida too. The people on the tricycles just about drove my mom crazy!
  5. Busyknitter2

    Busyknitter2 New Member

    The innocence of children. They are so wonderful.
  6. 69mach1

    69mach1 New Member

    i just want some nice looking men to play w/once in awhile where i go...the take them on vacation w/me...

    jodie