Romantic Lines

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by paulmack, Mar 13, 2007.

  1. paulmack

    paulmack New Member

    Received the following romantic rhymes in an e-mail today.Thought it might give you a laugh.

    > WITH THE
    > My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    > Marrying you screwed up my life.
    > I see your face when I am dreaming.
    > That's why I always wake up screaming.
    > Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    > This describes everything you are not.
    > I thought that I could love no other --
    > that is until I met your brother.
    > Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But
    > the
    > roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so
    > is your
    > head.
    > I want to feel your sweet embrace;
    > But don't take that paper bag off your face.
    > I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
    > Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
    > My love, you take my breath away.
    > What have you stepped in to smell this way?
    > My feelings for you no words can tell,
    > Except for maybe "Go to hell."
    > What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    > Two parts vodka, one part lime.

  2. mollystwin

    mollystwin New Member

    These were funny. Thanks for the laugh!!
  3. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    They are VERY good.
  4. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    The Washington Post: I use it a lot.

    Perfect for giving a fly a swat!

  5. boltchik

    boltchik New Member

    Lol!! I wonder which one took the prize. Kim :)
  6. paulmack

    paulmack New Member

    I think rock should win the prize for the most inspired verse,lol.
    Glad you enjoyed.
  7. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    you've certainly got it in for us women

    Hilarious, loved it.

  8. victoria

    victoria New Member

    found these on the 'net... there's a site that takes submissions for Valentine's Day each year, these are some of the better ones:

    In the card game of life we are a pair
    But I'd rather be playing solitaire.

    My love for you words can't express...
    Well, maybe "angst", or "dreadfulness".

    I long to see your lovely face
    down in the mud you big disgrace

    Those words I spoke were true and grand
    But "I love U2"? I meant *the band*

    You are my sun, my moon, my star
    I wish to see you... from afar!

  9. paulmack

    paulmack New Member

    The more laughs the merrier,haha,loved those you added,thanks,lol.
  10. paulmack

    paulmack New Member

    Not coming to your place for St Patrick's Day unless you do a Irish Stew,only kidding,lol.
    Yeh will probably get a few cans of Murphy's or Guinness for Sat night.Have to be more low key these days,can't go out partying all day like I used to.
    St Patrick's Day will be celebrated in the UK on Saturday but really only in the Irish Pubs etc,not really celebrated like they do in Dublin or the US.

    Hope you have a grand day & top o' the mornin' to you,as they say in Ireland.
    PS Wouldn't fancy one of those green pints of Guinness,sounds yuk,lol.And keep clear of the poteen.