sarcastic email about true friendship : )

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by xchocoholic, Feb 1, 2007.

  1. xchocoholic

    xchocoholic New Member

    "True Friendship" (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!) Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

    Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

    1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry ##&&** who made you that way.

    2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got lucky.

    4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

    5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

    6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

    7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want catch whatever you have.

    8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a$$.

    9. This is my oath..... ! I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask."because you are my friend".

    Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

    Send this to "all 10" of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of four!!! (don't send it back to me....I don't want to hear it!!!)

    And remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over


    [This Message was Edited on 02/01/2007]
  2. Catseye

    Catseye Member

    I'm not a big fan of "mushy", either. THIS is true friendship. Anything else is a lie.

    My friends don't ask me if I think their dress makes their butt look big. I tell them their butt IS big and the dress is ugly to boot.

  3. xchocoholic

    xchocoholic New Member

    I actually got this one from my brother ... he is always making me laugh ... He is evidently on a roll cause he sent me several of the other jokes I posted ...

    I got a funny email from my son too ... My computer is too slow to check this out thorougly, but from what I saw it looks funny .. I have trouble with youtube too ...

    Unusual way to search the net....

    msdewey dot com

  4. Cindyvr

    Cindyvr New Member

    That is totally the truth!!
    Made me laugh so hard I about put my coffe out my nose!!